In any case, I can't help but wonder the following things about the story, as told in Genesis 11...
- Did they really think they were going to get to heaven? How high were they going to have to go? 50 stories? 500 stories? 5,000?
- Did they have elevators and escalators? If not, that would be a LOT of climbing.
- What did they do with all their pee and poop when they were on, like, floor 732? Throw it out the window? yuck
- How high did they get before God thwarted their plans? Did they get to 30 stories? That would have been really high in those days.
- Did God really think they were going to reach him? Isn't he like waaaaaay up there? Was he really nervous about it all?
- What if they were building on the wrong side of the earth, thereby building further and further away from heaven? I would have been pissed to find that out!
- Is this when God invented the 5 "love languages?"
- Our skyscrapers today have probably gone a lot higher than the tower of Babel. And our spaceships have gone waaaaay past that. Is God really realllllly worried now?
- Is having the same language really the thing that makes a people invincible?
- Is this when men and women stopped understanding each other?
- In God's omniscience and foreknowledge, did he know that someday far in the future someone would have the bright idea to invent babel fish?
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